About Me - The Husband

Hey, I'm The Husband. I am 25, and have been so only for a month or so now. I have a few ambitions but not many. I like the semi-solitary life of a video gamer, who dreams of web-spinning throughout New York, in red and blue spandex, no less. Dangling and exposing my spandexed testes to the general public as the only person smart/stupid/awesome enough to attempt irradiating a spider and as it dies from an overdose of aforementioned radiation wiping it face on the back of my hand, until it sprays some sort of venom into my bloodstream.

Now I say this is a semi-solitary life because I was able to trick a girl in high school into loving me and eventually marrying me. Who is this special/wonderful/dumb (and easily trickable) lady you may ask? Why, she's my Mary Jane, of course.

I was raise by both of my parents who loved me and my mother was home with me and my brother after school. My mother babysat several children so that she could earn a steady paycheck and be home for us. I was raised Mormon with a firm belief in God, and along with that also had quite a religious background. Being raised in such an environment has brought me up with the view that unless there is a severe need for money the woman doesn't need to work. I make plenty of money at my job to provide for the three of us. You may or may not know that we currently have no children, so by the three of us I mean me, The Wife, and my video gaming.

We spend our days watching movies, or TV on DVD that I miss while at work, gaming in our own locations in our room. We see a lot of movies in theatre, although frugality being key, we tend to catch more and more at the dollar theatre. I am a fat guy and I contend that while this is my fault, that there are other things at play. Within an hour from home we have many great places that serve excellent food. The Wife calls me a "food snob". Some of the places I enjoy are expensive, but I have quite a sensitive pallet, and good food is sort of a weakspot for me. I am trying to eat better (Sweet Tomatoes and such) but nothing is better than Steak, med-rare of course.

You can check out my blog at The Mormon Gamer.

About Me - The Wife

Hello! I am The Wife. I am 24 years old and I am a Housewife! I know that in today's society the idea of someone so young (and yes, without kids) being a housewife is practically taboo. But I am a housewife and I am proud to be one. I am happy to have a husband who has the ability to support me, and I am more than glad to take my roll as a homemaker seriously. I love cooking and cleaning and taking care of my husband. It is my job. I know, God gave it to me.

And for any femi-nazi that has a problem with it, you can just shove off. I enjoy my non-burned bra right where it is: Consistently supporting my overgrown (but awesome) rack.

I am a hot tempered, Irish red-head and proud of it!

I love my husband more than anything in the world. He is my best friend and no one else is a better match for me. He knows my jokes, understands my point of views even when he disagrees with them. He is my greatest supporter in the world and I adore him.

Oh, and my version . . . is the most accurate portrayal of our story.

You can read my personal blog at Color Me Untypical.

About This Blog

February 28th, 2004 we were married in the Salt Lake City Temple. You could assume that's where our story began, but you'd be dead wrong. Certainly our marriage started here . . .

But our story really began here:

At our High School where we met. 

The original purpose of this blog was that we wanted to write our story down. For others to read, and for us to remember. Especially since on ocassion we both have different recollections of certain events that took place 9 years ago.

This blog is also a "He Said" "She Said" type of blog. Where we discuss our everyday lives, how normal or completely bizarre they might me. 

The name of the blog was the final decision after about two hours of tossing out ideas. The Wife of course insisted on something romantic and girly, based on movie quotes, song lyrics and lovely gestures. The Husband however wanted something about food in the title (possibly because The Wife hadn't made dinner yet). Eventually we got the word Sammich stuck in our heads and it wouldn't leave (not even after we had Subway for dinner), so we settled on Snuggles & Sammiches. But it really does describe us. In detail. We are loving towards each other. We are one anothers playmates and best friends, lovers and soul mates. And there has been more than one time when The Husband has called out, "Woman, fetch me a Sammich!"